// object oriented array of amazon.com stuff
var oo = new Array();
oo[0] = ["Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Dinner Plates","B00160D0B4","B00160D0B4.jpg","For serving tasty green recipes."];
oo[1] = ["All-Clad Stainless Fish Turner","B00005AL79","B00005AL79.jpg","Finally you can win at trout-tossing."];
oo[2] = ["Goats and Oats Beauty Bar Soap","B0000YQNHK","B0000YQNHK.jpg","From Bill Grogan's Beauty Supply."];
oo[3] = ["Hula Whirligig","B000IEDM9E","B000IEDM9E.jpg","For those cool ocean breezes."];
oo[4] = ["Stainless Steel Egg Topper","B000VIJ264","B000VIJ264.jpg","There are stainless steel eggs? With tops?"];
oo[5] = ["Tree Frog Framed Photograph","B000L4OXNA","B000L4OXNA.jpg","For your family wall."];
oo[6] = ["USB Fan","B000W9NY8O","B000W9NY8O.jpg","Eat beans without worry."];
oo[7] = ["Fun Ride Deluxe Classic Zip Line","B00000J0B7","B00000J0B7.jpg","Would make an ideal commute."];
oo[8] = ["Spider-Man Gloves","B000VLO96O","B000VLO96O.jpg","They make great evening wear, ladies."];
oo[9] = ["Metrokane Chef's Juicer","B00029I4L6","B00029I4L6.jpg","For delicious chef juice right at home."];
oo[10] = ["Toad House","B0001LF5D0","B0001LF5D0.jpg","In Los Angeles they come with a pool."];
oo[11] = ["Thomas and Friends Tin Drum","B00004NKJO","B00004NKJO.jpg","Buy one for each of your boss' kids."];
oo[12] = ["White Hibiscus Hawaiian Shirt","B000LY6VNA","B000LY6VNA.jpg","Buy the XL, so there's room for two helpings of Kahlua Pork."];
oo[13] = ["Dish Scrubber Brush","B0013ZA9F2","B0013ZA9F2.jpg","A unique and romantic anniversary present."];
oo[14] = ["Chewy Ark","B00005K3X2","B00005K3X2.jpg","Does it come with a kangaroosie-roosie?"];
oo[15] = ["Prince NXG Tour Damp Vibration Dampener","B0002T5JWS","B0002T5JWS.jpg","Not recommended for dry vibrations."];
oo[16] = ["Aerolatte Steam-Free Turbo Frother Set","B00008WVEH","B00006ADUK.jpg","It's gotta feel good to name something the 'Turbo Frother.'"];
oo[17] = ["Frog Garden Sprinkler","B000KL17OM","B000KL17OM.jpg","For sprinkling your frog garden."];
oo[18] = ["Aloha Luau Deluxe Silk Lei Set","B000VXAQXW","B000VXAQXW.jpg","Manly men wear this to the football game."];
oo[19] = ["Sun Maid Prunes, 8 oz.","B0010Y138I","B0010Y138I.jpg","Are they embarassing to buy in the store or something?"];
oo[20] = ["Wuhan Wind Gong","B0002MTULG","B0002MTULG.jpg","Sounds better than you can imagine."];
oo[21] = ["Stylish Golf Shoes","B000F1PHKW","B000F1PHKW.jpg","Spats are extra."];
oo[22] = ["Dumbbell Set","B000RNY4BQ","B000RNY4BQ.jpg","Hurts so good."];
oo[23] = ["Giant Ant Farm","B00000IRUG","B00000IRUG.jpg","Grow some giant ants."];
oo[24] = ["Kazoo","B00067G66Y","B00067G66Y.jpg","For the kids to play on a long car trip."];
oo[25] = ["PowerBait Nuggets","B00144BA2S","B00144BA2S.jpg","Start stocking up on snacks now for the next Super Bowl game."];
oo[26] = ["Mooning Gnome","B000OGP4VU","B000OGP4VU.jpg","Would look great out front the trailer."];
oo[27] = ["Raccoon Whiz Scent","B00014X2OQ","B00014X2OQ.jpg","Send one to each special lawyer on your list."];
oo[28] = ["Owl Puke","0761131868","0761131868.jpg","Never know when it might come in handy."];