// color security codes
var colors = new Array();
colors[0] = ["azure", "Azure"];
colors[1] = ["blanchedalmond", "Blanched Almond"];
colors[2] = ["burlywood", "Burlywood"];
colors[3] = ["chartreuse", "Chartreuse"];
colors[4] = ["chocolate", "Chocolate"];
colors[5] = ["cornflowerblue", "Cornflower Blue"];
colors[6] = ["cornsilk", "Cornsilk"];
colors[7] = ["crimson", "Crimson"];
colors[8] = ["darkorchid", "Dark Orchid"];
colors[9] = ["darksalmon", "Dark Salmon"];
colors[10] = ["deeppink", "Deep Pink"];
colors[11] = ["deepskyblue", "Deep Sky Blue"];
colors[12] = ["fuchsia", "Fuchsia"];
colors[13] = ["gainsboro", "Gainsboro"];
colors[14] = ["goldenrod", "Goldenrod"];
colors[15] = ["honeydew", "Honeydew"];
colors[16] = ["hotpink", "Hot Pink"];
colors[17] = ["indigo", "Indigo"];
colors[18] = ["lavenderblush", "Lavender Blush"];
colors[19] = ["lemonchiffon", "Lemon Chiffon"];
colors[20] = ["limegreen", "Lime Green"];
colors[21] = ["mediumaquamarine", "Medium Aquamarine"];
colors[22] = ["midnightblue", "Midnight Blue"];
colors[23] = ["mintcream", "Mint Cream"];
colors[24] = ["mistyrose", "Misty Rose"];
colors[25] = ["papayawhip", "Papaya Whip"];
colors[26] = ["peachpuff", "Peach Puff"];
colors[27] = ["powderblue", "Powder Blue"];
colors[28] = ["sandybrown", "Sandy Brown"];
colors[29] = ["seagreen", "Sea Green"];
colors[30] = ["teal", "Teal"];
colors[31] = ["thistle", "Thistle"];
colors[32] = ["tomato", "Tomato"];

var recs = new Array();
recs[0] = "Hold your breath until we say you can stop.";
recs[1] = "Now would be a lovely time to panic.";
recs[2] = "Just go on about your business.";
recs[3] = "Your paperwork seems to be in order. You may proceed.";
recs[4] = "Smile for the hidden camera!";
recs[5] = "Could you speak a little closer to my lapel please?";
recs[6] = "Move along now people.  There's nothing to see here.";
recs[7] = "We are not at liberty to tell you.";
recs[8] = "If we told you, we'd have to kill you.";
recs[9] = "Erect jersey barriers immediately.";
recs[10] = "Duck and cover!";
recs[11] = "Plutonium is 100% natural.";
recs[12] = "Leave it to the professionals.";
recs[13] = "Don't you worry your pretty little head.";
recs[14] = "Convert your savings to gold and bury it.";
recs[15] = "Smoke 'em if you got 'em.";
recs[16] = "Come with us please.  We'd like to ask you a few questions.";
recs[17] = "Tell us what we want to hear and we'll return your cigarettes.";
recs[18] = "Wear camouflage pants.";
recs[19] = "Wash the dog in tomato juice.";
recs[20] = "Your conversation may be monitored for your protection.";
recs[21] = "Elections will be postponed until we determine it is safe to hold them.";
recs[22] = "Assume the position.";
recs[23] = "Abandon ship!";
recs[24] = "Our intelligence sources report alarming developments.";
recs[25] = "You're not from around these parts, are you mister?";
recs[26] = "The voices told us to clean all the guns.";
recs[27] = "Tax cuts for the rich.";
recs[28] = "These premises are under surveillance 24 hours a day.";
recs[29] = "Be vigilant, but cautious.";
recs[30] = "The most important thing to remember is that it is not contagious.";
recs[31] = "For maximum effectiveness, wear your mask 24 hours a day.";
recs[32] = "Stay calm and remain indoors.";
recs[32] = "Immediately report any suspicious activities to the proper authorities.";
recs[33] = "A little defensive paranoia is healthy in this current situation.";
recs[34] = "Lock your doors and draw the blinds.";
recs[35] = "Be sharp-eyed, but devil-may-care.";
recs[36] = "Be alarmed, but ineffectual.";
recs[37] = "Don't worry.  We have everything under control.";

// top secret security clearance required
function displayCrucialSecurityBaloneySauce() {
  var color = colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)];
  var rec = recs[Math.floor(Math.random() * recs.length)];
  var colorBlock = document.getElementById("seccolor");
  var colorName = document.getElementById("seccolorname");
  var comment = document.getElementById("seccomment");
  if (colorBlock) {colorBlock.style.backgroundColor = color[0];}
  if (colorName)  {colorName.firstChild.nodeValue = color[1];}
  if (comment)    {comment.firstChild.nodeValue = rec;}
}